Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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