Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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