How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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