"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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