in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
