I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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