So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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