That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize