I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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