we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
