Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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