Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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