On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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