I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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