No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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