Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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