Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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