So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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