My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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