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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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