I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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