he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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