so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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