I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
