Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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