Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
tell me about the fingering
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