Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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