Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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