I bet he comes in French.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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