she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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