I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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