my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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