Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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