ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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