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just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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