Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The air was thick with penises
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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