Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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