I accidentally burped into my bong.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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