oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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