How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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