so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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