the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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