guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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