Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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