so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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