it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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