i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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