Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
