smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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