I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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