Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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