How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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