She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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