just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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