Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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